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I stress bake. This has been true since I was allowed to use the oven.

For example, the time in high school that my psychology teacher taught the class that symptoms like essential tremor and spasticity were symptoms of severe mental illness? I came home and cried into the bread as I punched it. Then my dad wanted to know what the fuck was going on because I made two batches of cookies, a loaf of bread, scones, and a roast. (Then I went and confronted the teacher and she took it back in front of the class explaining that someone was upset about it. This was also the teacher who didn't want me to get my Model UN Gavel or let me sit in the shade during outdoor classes and thought that neurological disorders were people pretending to be sick. She left school that year.)

And I just realised that my old stand-by - sugar cookies with extra sugar - would be mean since real sugar cookies mean butter and lots of it.

What is something fattening and delicious and possibly punchable that I can make after class today?

That other people can eat since apparently I'm not eating.

Also, is there a really polite way to tell people to burn in hell and/or burn down their office building?